You brain is, for all intents and purposes, you. So the best thing you can do for yourself is to take care of it. It is impossible to avoid all of these things, but trying won't hurt. So here is the list:
Stress
Regrets
Exploding
Imploding
Bad Diet
Repetitive Hits
Lack of exercise
Lack of Sleep
Lack of Stimulation
Habitual Thinking
Dying
Bad Blood Pressure
Malnutrition
Polluted Air
Polluted Food
Polluted Water
Testosterone
Poison (see polluted *...*)
Steroids
Being Mummified
Car Crashes
American Football
Aging
Bullets
Lobotomies
Dinosaurs
Predators
Cannibals
Asphyxiation
Pop Music
Dehydration
Unstable Blood Sugar
Too much fat
Too little fat
Radiation
Being Catapulted
Being Human
The Fourth Dimension
Bullies
Becoming a Zombie
Headbutting While Bowing
Books On Headboards
Fist Fights
Drugs
Being Hit By Meteors
Alcohol
Fast Food
And last, but not least: Being Hit By A Bus
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